The market

Him:  What would it take to get you off the market?

Me: One trillion dollars.  (jokingly)

Him: Seriously.

Me: Can I have boyfriends? (i.e. civies)

Him: No.

Me: One trillion dollars.   (seriously)

Him: I walked into that one.

Me: Uh-huh.

Him: That wasn't fair, was it?

Me: Nope.